Bacon, good for what ails you

I love vegetarians, I really do. Cooked properly, they taste almost like chicken.

Seriously, how can one not eat bacon? I don't get it.

And the Grateful Palate goes a step further, offering its glorious Bacon of the Month Club. No, I haven't dropped $140 plus $115 shipping and handling for the pleasure of a different bacon each month.

But dammit, I want to.